Random things that piss you off about C++

I hate how function declarations and function definitions usually don't look the same. For example

Declaration:
virtual void doShit()

Definition:
void MyNamespace::MyClass::doShit()

>>12

You've obviously never designed a programming language.  And I second >>13 in saying, "WTF does 'scibbles my malloc headers' mean?"  And I say that things are easier to understand in C or C++ than Scheme.  Scheme is all about recursion, while C/C++ are more procedural.  It's not that hard, but I would much rather use C/C++...  And BTW, if Scheme is so awesome, then design an emulator in it, or an entire game, or even a web browser..