Random things that piss you off about C++

I hate how function declarations and function definitions usually don't look the same. For example

Declaration:
virtual void doShit()

Definition:
void MyNamespace::MyClass::doShit()

And really, fuck scrum, agile, pair programming, sprints, backlogs  and all the other crap. It is made for keeping mediocre programmers mediocre instead of letting them fall into oblivion.

You know, who all these people are on this webpage?

http://agilemanifesto.org/

It are all consultants, they are not programmers. And you know, what their core business is? It is advice on how to implement agile programming. Why would they create such a site? It is surely not for:  Individuals and interactions over processes and tools, it's for the money that flows to them. For themselves.