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Name: Anonymous 2004-12-28 11:27

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Name: Anonymous 2004-12-28 16:03

msgbox "lol internet";

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-29 3:52

VB is the only language more easily hateable than COBOL.

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-29 5:28

>>3
Please explain why VB < COBOL.
COBOL is hideous...

Name: PassiveSmoking 2004-12-29 6:11

LOGO owns teh thread!

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-29 12:21

>>2
lol you fail it.

Name: Anonymous 2004-12-30 5:55

LOGO roxxors.

lets move the turtle

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-16 12:32

I think vb should be tought in elementary schools

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-19 10:34

javascript should be taught in elementary schools. it's somewhat difficult to make the transition from VB style to c style, especially for beginners.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-19 14:49

Haha.. I was taught some BASIC in middle school.. woot

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-23 21:25

I learned basic from my TI-83s instruction manual. Fortunately, as basic as basic is, it took less than 5 minutes.
VB: When you don't feel like actually coding your quickie windows apps.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-24 2:40

>>11
TI-83 != BASIC

Name: MoonWolf !S76hCpIH5w 2005-01-25 11:27

basic is the roxxorz.

I dabbled with qbasic for 3 years on my 386 33 mhz.

10 RANDOMIZE TIMER
15 dim a[5]
20 for w = 1 to 5
25  A[w] = INT(RND * 10) + 1
30 next w
35 print a[1],a[2],a[3],a[4],a[5]
40 goto 20

forgive any mistakes its been what 6 years.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-25 18:45

While not the same as basic, it is similar in syntax, minus some of the more useful features of basic.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-19 5:59

CLS
PRINT "HELLO 4CHAN!"
END

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-20 1:57

*fixed*
10 CLS
20 PRINT "HELLO 4CHAN!"
30 END

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-20 4:25

10 PRINT LOL
20 GOTO 10
RUN

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-21 1:11

TI calculators have a scripting language with similar keywords and syntax as basic. So, while (TI != BASIC) = TRUE, concepts from one can be applied to the other fairly easily.

Name: Christy McJesus !DcbLlAZi7U 2005-02-23 10:33

There is absolutely no excuse for VB. It should never have been created and it should certainly never have survived.

So why when I read the job ads for programmers do I see shit like "must have 3 years commercial experience with VB"?

I dabbled in QBasic when I was at high school because I didn't know any better, but in this day and age there's absolutely no reason for anyone to learn how to program badly.

Name: deitarion 2005-02-23 20:16

Same reason someone would choose Java over Python (or Jython if it's an applet).

Pointy-haired bosses with no programming know-how.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-23 21:51

>>20

You probably don't realize to what scale what you're saying is SO DAMN TRUE.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 10:51 ID:x5dL9D96

WELCOME TO THE PAST BITCHES, FUCKING BUMP.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 12:20 ID:Heaven

B&

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 9:48

bampu

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 10:44

I think Mr. >>19 has no idea what VB is like these days - basically a comfortable interface to the .NET framework.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 11:20

THEN

that always bothered me in vb, THEN

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 12:18

>>26
Try PASCAL's BEGIN and END

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 12:38

*BASIC: Verbose and inconsistent syntax, no agreed-upon standards for portability. (newlines are significant, WTF)
VB.NET: Verbose and MS-proprietary bloated crap.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 12:47

>>28
newlines are significant, WTF

Try whitespace as syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 14:03

You Can Tell That Someone Has Been Using VB Too Much When They Capitalize Every Fucking Word In A Sentence.

...that hurt to type.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 14:14

>>28
It's actually less verbose than C#

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 17:37

VB is the extreme form of bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 20:08

Try using something more modern than VB6 for a while. You'll be pleasantly surprised.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 3:34

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 16:43

[sup][#]hmm[/sup][/#][/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 16:44

what the hell?

hmm[/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 16:44

hmm[/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 16:44

[sup][#]hmm[/sup][/#]

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-18 21:04

bold
italic
monospace
overline
underline
strikethrough
hashmark
ascii art

line break[/br] what happens to the end tag?
superscript
subscriptcode
spoiler

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-23 22:49

What is this
And this
How do I use supsupsup

Some.code();

I LOVE BBCODE

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