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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 23:09

I'm the real >>1

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!vzR1SbE7g/KHqrb 2008-04-14 6:05

[b]BBcode!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 22:05

i>>5

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 16:53

/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 19:14

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 1:17

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 10:55

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 13:24

bump for more mangos

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 20:08

what, this thread doesn't bump!?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 5:15

>>48
'fraid not

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 4:20

Welcome to the secret hideout of the DQN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 19:13

hay guise remember this thread?

Name: sage 2008-05-09 20:41

[tt]niggers[/tt]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-11 3:38

IN 1969...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 16:52

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 16:53

traerhae\n tykeyke

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 19:55

In 1969...

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 13:30

This is currently the best thread in /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 16:52

This thread is not going places

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 4:40

?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 4:42

?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 4:53

Wait, why does the thread list say this thread has 0 posts?

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 5:14

I > Don't > Think > This > Will > Work

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 5:15

But
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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 22:25

>>63
Ergo
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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 0:19

hover hover [o]
[spoiler] hover
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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 0:20


ha ha ha oh wow

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 0:22


ha ha ha oh wow


[spoiler]
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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 0:24


failure detected

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-07 20:39

hi!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-07 20:42

[b]I [s]take i[u]t t[spoiler]h[/s]i[/u]s[/b] [spoiler] won't[/spoiler] work...

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-07 20:42

>>70
wow

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 13:31

I wonder if this thread can take more than 998 replies...

Name: TEST 2008-06-16 13:32

Learned basic C++ from an inadequate tutorial.

#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std; // thanks, joe
void main(int argc, char** argv) {
    cout << "Hello, world!" << endl;
}


Learned basic C++ from a slightly better tutorial.

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    cout << "Hello, world!" << endl;
    return 0;
}


Learned about namespace pollution.

#include <iostream>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    std::cout << "Hello, world!" << std::endl;
    return 0;
}


Learned about classes.

#include <iostream>
#include <string.h>
class Hello {
private:
    char* msg;
public:
    Hello() {
        this->msg = strdup("Hello, world!");
    }
    ~Hello() {
        delete this->msg;
    }
    char* hello() {
        return this->msg;
    }
};
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    Hello* hello = new Hello();
    std::cout << hello->hello() << std::endl;
    delete hello;
    return 0;
}


Learned about the C++ string container.

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
class Hello {
private:
    std::string msg;
public:
    Hello() {
        this->msg = "Hello, world!";
    }
    std::string hello() {
        return this->msg;
    }
};
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    Hello hello;
    std::cout << hello.hello() << std::endl;
    return 0;
}


Found out about the STL.

/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/ios_base.h: In copy constructor ‘std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ios(const std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)’:
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/ios_base.h:783: error: ‘std::ios_base::ios_base(const std::ios_base&)’ is private
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd:52: error: within this context
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd: In copy constructor ‘std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ostream(const std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)’:
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd:61: note: synthesized method ‘std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ios(const std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)’ first required here
test.cpp: In function ‘int main(int, char**)’:
test.cpp:7: note: synthesized method ‘std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ostream(const std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)’ first required here
test.cpp:7: error:   initializing argument 3 of ‘_Funct std::for_each(_IIter, _IIter, _Funct) [with _IIter = __gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator<char*, std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> > >, _Funct = std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >]’
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/stl_algo.h: In function ‘_Funct std::for_each(_IIter, _IIter, _Funct) [with _IIter = __gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator<char*, std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> > >, _Funct = std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >]’:
test.cpp:7:   instantiated from here
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/stl_algo.h:3791: error: no match for call to ‘(std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >) (char&)’


Mastered the basic containers of the STL.

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <vector>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    std::string hello = "Hello, world!";
    std::vector<char> v;
    for (unsigned int j = 0; j < hello.length(); ++j) {
        v.push_back(hello[j]);
    }
    std::vector<char>::iterator i;
    for (i = v.begin(); i != v.end(); ++i) {
        std::cout << *i;
    }
    std::cout << std::endl;
    return 0;
}


Mastered the STL.

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <algorithm>
class printc { public: void operator() (char c) { std::cout << c; } };
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    std::string hello = "Hello, world!";
    std::for_each(hello.begin(), hello.end(), printc());
    std::cout << std::endl;
    return 0;
}


Read the C++ FAQ Lite and realized C++ mastery is impossible.

#include <iostream>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    std::cout << "Hello, world!" << std::endl;
    return 0;
}


Read the C++ FQA Lite.

#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    printf("Hello, world!\n");
    return 0;
}


Heard of 4chan and wound up in /b/.

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE


Found a replacement for /b/ after finding it overrun by ``cancer'' and ``newfags.''

One word, the forced indentation of code.  Thread over.  Also, read SICP!

Read SICP after months of telling people to read SICP.

(display "Hello, world!")
(newline)


Achieved Satori after re-reading SICP every day for many years.

void main() { puts("Hello, world!"); }

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 16:22

i am a JAVA. i ahev a long doc and i make programs w/ my API. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will hax your anus tonight and make a mess of your computer and ass

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 6:28

test\
test

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 6:29

test[*]

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 6:29

test[\]

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 6:30

test
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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 1:56

>>75-78
lol

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-04 13:01

>a
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