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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 23:09

I'm the real >>1

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:13

[q]quote test[/q]
<quote>quote test</quote>

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:13

[quote]quote test[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:14

>Quote test!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 22:15

Ah bugger. how i quote

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-08 16:24

[spoiler][b]One language[/b] TO rulethem ALL

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-08 16:25

One language TO rulethem ALL

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 10:00

desu

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:41

m i doin it 
rite?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 13:55

bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 4:55

ah, didn't know you could still do this

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 7:42

POSTING IN A FIRST THREAD

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 9:31

13GET

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 14:32

[b][u]HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MISTAKE WHEN COMMUNICATING WITH THE EXPERT PROGRAMMERS OF /prog/; THE WORD YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS 'in'. LEAVE NOW AND DO NOT COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE READ[/u] SICP, PAIP, TAP , AGITH and RMS.[/b]

And then the student was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 14:32

HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MISTAKE WHEN COMMUNICATING WITH THE EXPERT PROGRAMMERS OF /prog/; THE WORD YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS 'in'. LEAVE NOW AND DO NOT COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE READ SICP, PAIP, TAP , AGITH and RMS.

And then the student was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 1:00

test > test
test
test

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 1:01

test > test
>test
 test

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 1:01

[quote]test[/quote}

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 18:37

1GET is now a BBCODE TEST THREAD.

Italic is `i'
Bold is `b'
Underline is `u'

How many can YOU find?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 18:38

Superscript is `sup'
Subscript is `sub'
Spoilers is `spoiler'

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 18:41

Overline is `o'

But there are bugs. Many, many bugs. Watch out for them.


Quote is NOT BBCode. It's `> ', INCLUDING the space. REMEMBER!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 18:42

code must always be written with the `code' tag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 18:46

Overlines can be BOLD!

Mix it the fuck up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 18:48

>>23
Ah, my first BBCODE error. Let's try AGAIN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 18:51

>>24
Overlines are only bold if the `b' tags are outside the `o' tags. Otherwise, just the text is bolded. There are many subtleties.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 15:49

AB

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 15:50

A[spoiler][sup]B[/sub][/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 15:50

AB

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-24 3:48

bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-24 3:49

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 13:21

This thread is un-bumpable!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 17:33

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 15:06

thisisapost

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 19:56

EXPERT
>MULTILINE
>QUOTING

EXPERT > MULTILINE > QUOTING

EXPERT
MULTILINE
QUOTING

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 19:56

>> EXPERT
MULTILINE
QUOTING

>> EXPERT
MULTILINE
QUOTING

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 23:52

this bold and bold and italicised text is bold.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 0:59

int main() {
 b[i]=0;
 b[/i]=4;

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 1:06

[code]unfinished

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 2:57

[code]and[/code] tags.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 3:23

first line

second line



third line









dead line

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!vzR1SbE7g/KHqrb 2008-04-14 6:05

[b]BBcode!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 22:05

i>>5

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 16:53

/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 19:14

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 1:17

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 10:55

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 13:24

bump for more mangos

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 20:08

what, this thread doesn't bump!?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 5:15

>>48
'fraid not

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 4:20

Welcome to the secret hideout of the DQN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 19:13

hay guise remember this thread?

Name: sage 2008-05-09 20:41

[tt]niggers[/tt]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-11 3:38

IN 1969...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 16:52

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 16:53

traerhae\n tykeyke

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 19:55

In 1969...

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 13:30

This is currently the best thread in /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 16:52

This thread is not going places

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 4:40

?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 4:42

?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 4:53

Wait, why does the thread list say this thread has 0 posts?

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 5:14

I > Don't > Think > This > Will > Work

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 5:15

But
I
Think
This
Will

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 22:25

>>63
Ergo
your
wrong
bitch

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 0:19

hover hover [o]
[spoiler] hover
[/o]

hover
hover hover



hover hover hover hover
hover hover hover


Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 0:20


ha ha ha oh wow

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 0:22


ha ha ha oh wow


[spoiler]
[o]ha ha ha oh wow[/o]
[/spoiler]

Overline inside bold
Bold inside overline
(i heard that this does not work)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 0:24


failure detected

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-07 20:39

hi!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-07 20:42

[b]I [s]take i[u]t t[spoiler]h[/s]i[/u]s[/b] [spoiler] won't[/spoiler] work...

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-07 20:42

>>70
wow

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 13:31

I wonder if this thread can take more than 998 replies...

Name: TEST 2008-06-16 13:32

Learned basic C++ from an inadequate tutorial.

#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std; // thanks, joe
void main(int argc, char** argv) {
    cout << "Hello, world!" << endl;
}


Learned basic C++ from a slightly better tutorial.

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    cout << "Hello, world!" << endl;
    return 0;
}


Learned about namespace pollution.

#include <iostream>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    std::cout << "Hello, world!" << std::endl;
    return 0;
}


Learned about classes.

#include <iostream>
#include <string.h>
class Hello {
private:
    char* msg;
public:
    Hello() {
        this->msg = strdup("Hello, world!");
    }
    ~Hello() {
        delete this->msg;
    }
    char* hello() {
        return this->msg;
    }
};
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    Hello* hello = new Hello();
    std::cout << hello->hello() << std::endl;
    delete hello;
    return 0;
}


Learned about the C++ string container.

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
class Hello {
private:
    std::string msg;
public:
    Hello() {
        this->msg = "Hello, world!";
    }
    std::string hello() {
        return this->msg;
    }
};
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    Hello hello;
    std::cout << hello.hello() << std::endl;
    return 0;
}


Found out about the STL.

/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/ios_base.h: In copy constructor ‘std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ios(const std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)’:
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/ios_base.h:783: error: ‘std::ios_base::ios_base(const std::ios_base&)’ is private
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd:52: error: within this context
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd: In copy constructor ‘std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ostream(const std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)’:
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/iosfwd:61: note: synthesized method ‘std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ios(const std::basic_ios<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)’ first required here
test.cpp: In function ‘int main(int, char**)’:
test.cpp:7: note: synthesized method ‘std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >::basic_ostream(const std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >&)’ first required here
test.cpp:7: error:   initializing argument 3 of ‘_Funct std::for_each(_IIter, _IIter, _Funct) [with _IIter = __gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator<char*, std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> > >, _Funct = std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >]’
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/stl_algo.h: In function ‘_Funct std::for_each(_IIter, _IIter, _Funct) [with _IIter = __gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator<char*, std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> > >, _Funct = std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >]’:
test.cpp:7:   instantiated from here
/usr/lib/gcc/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/4.3.1/../../../../include/c++/4.3.1/bits/stl_algo.h:3791: error: no match for call to ‘(std::basic_ostream<char, std::char_traits<char> >) (char&)’


Mastered the basic containers of the STL.

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <vector>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    std::string hello = "Hello, world!";
    std::vector<char> v;
    for (unsigned int j = 0; j < hello.length(); ++j) {
        v.push_back(hello[j]);
    }
    std::vector<char>::iterator i;
    for (i = v.begin(); i != v.end(); ++i) {
        std::cout << *i;
    }
    std::cout << std::endl;
    return 0;
}


Mastered the STL.

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <algorithm>
class printc { public: void operator() (char c) { std::cout << c; } };
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    std::string hello = "Hello, world!";
    std::for_each(hello.begin(), hello.end(), printc());
    std::cout << std::endl;
    return 0;
}


Read the C++ FAQ Lite and realized C++ mastery is impossible.

#include <iostream>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    std::cout << "Hello, world!" << std::endl;
    return 0;
}


Read the C++ FQA Lite.

#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    printf("Hello, world!\n");
    return 0;
}


Heard of 4chan and wound up in /b/.

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE


Found a replacement for /b/ after finding it overrun by ``cancer'' and ``newfags.''

One word, the forced indentation of code.  Thread over.  Also, read SICP!

Read SICP after months of telling people to read SICP.

(display "Hello, world!")
(newline)


Achieved Satori after re-reading SICP every day for many years.

void main() { puts("Hello, world!"); }

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 16:22

i am a JAVA. i ahev a long doc and i make programs w/ my API. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will hax your anus tonight and make a mess of your computer and ass

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 6:28

test\
test

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 6:29

test[*]

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 6:29

test[\]

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 6:30

test
\> test

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 1:56

>>75-78
lol

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-04 13:01

>a
a
TEST/
22
22

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-04 13:04

22222

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 0:19

>>80-81
I thank you for allowing me to witness your utter failure.

Again, thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-11 19:59

bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-17 6:14

Is this the beginning of the internet?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-28 7:08

how do i green txt?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-05 5:49

asdf
\> asdf

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-05 5:49

asdf
asdf

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-05 5:49

asdf
>> asdf

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-05 5:49

asdf
asdf

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-05 5:50

asdf \
asdf

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-05 5:53

asdf
asdf

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 9:44

asdf
asdf

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 9:44

asdf[br]asdf

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 9:44

asdf
asdf

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-13 5:55

[tt]test[/tt]

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-13 5:55

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 4:03

asdffgp

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 5:06

FUUUUCK

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 5:15

I am so fucking sick of you system 390 FANBOYS fagging up your shit in every fucking /prog/ thread with complete bullshit; iff you BOTHERED to read the FUCKING OPCODES you would see that this code is written for an 8-bit ``CPU architecture''. Iff you had read your SICP today you would recognise this OBVIOUS FACT. Now get back to your ENTERPRISE JAVA SOLUTIONS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 5:37


                                                                               
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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 22:28

class superclass
{
    float _x, _y;
public:
 
    void set(const float x, const float y)
    { _x = x;  _y = y; }
};
 
class childclass : public superclass
{
public:
    void set(int s) {}
};
 
int main()
{
    childclass kid;
 
    kid.set(1.f, 2.f);
    return 0;
}

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