newpol is being spammed

This forum is under attack by spammers posting often irrelevant or off-topic news articles when there is a perfectly good text board for news elsewhere.
http://dis.4chan.org/newnew/
Here I will attempt to keep a good record of the clear and apparent spamhappenings going on right here with the name of a thread and the spam comments linked beneath. I will also suggest a classy soundtrack for this thread to set the mood.

The Ink Spots - Maybe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp2Hwi9qM48

US Healthcare
http://dis.4chan.org/read/newpol/1386903969/5

America
http://dis.4chan.org/read/newpol/1170376512/71

Economy
http://dis.4chan.org/read/newpol/1367160333/6,9,11,13,21,24,30,32,34

Topless Protest In Brazil Sags
http://dis.4chan.org/read/newpol/1387815749/1

Wall Street
http://dis.4chan.org/read/newpol/1387851581/1

Electronic Harassment
http://dis.4chan.org/read/newpol/1387846854/1

Obama regime in tatters
http://dis.4chan.org/read/newpol/1384093926/1,3