BREWSTER ROCKIT: SPACE GUY! BY TIM RICKARD
Stormtrooper : "AS JUST AN FOOT-SOLDIER, I'M HAVING A HARD TIME REPAYING MY STUDENT LOANS FROM THE STORM-TROOPER ACADEMY.
I OWE $90,000! I'M HAVING TO REALLY CUT BACK ON MY LIVING EXPENSES. EVEN FOOD!
I THOUGHT THAT WITH A DEGREE, I'D GET A HIGHER-PAYING POSITION."
Dirk Raider : "MAYBE WE CAN FIND YOU A BETTER JOB. WHAT DID YOU MAJOR IN AT STORMTROOPER ACADEMY?
WEAPONS SYSTEMS DESIGN? DEATH RAY REPAIR? ENGINEERING?"
Stormtrooper : "ART HISTORY.
WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND FOR ME?"
Dirk Raider : "RAMEN NOODLES."
brewrockit@yahoo.com 08/04
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