Of course these weak bleeding heart liberals want to ban saber-chuck launchers. Its my god given right to hunt small game like squirrels and rabbits and I should be able to use whatever weapon I want. Its in the 2nd amendment that I can form a militia armed with laser swords tethered by cables that are launched. But Obummer's wife wants my kids to eat vegetables at school. That's communist nazi sympathizing and totally against my moral values!