-Put people loyal to me in all important positions
-Have loyalists found several parties, like fascists, communists, liberals, socialists, but all of them would be loyal to me in parliament
-Crack down on free press, making media corporations loyal to me purchase media outlets and banning opposition media
-Reach out to disenfranchised urban youth, giving them self-confidence and a steady income by paying them to harass/beat opposition activists. They will also receive a monopoly on drug dealing.
-Reform justice system: Threats to society (political activists) should be locked away forever, murderers, thieves and rapists can be rehabilitated into the security forces if they can keep their murdering/thieving/raping somewhat under control.
-Reform education system: schools should focus on teaching obedience and science.
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Anonymous2013-05-10 17:26
Depends on stuff like plans for the place, and the size of it.
As for just being an evil dictator clinging to power…
Assuming the country is any bigger than a mailbox;
- make it easy for my friends to acquire all news and entertainment media
- do the same with any big corporations liable to make any kind of big bucks
- make a network of straw companies to own the central bank while making it look as if it's not me owning the whole lot; try to make it untraceable (secret stock ownership etc)
- have all media focus on the depravities following …insubordinate figures and activities, e.g.:
-- supply opposition leaders and -icons with free hookers&blow (obviously not traceable to me), let their spouses find out, and have the media feeding-frenzy into whatever divorces or other immorality-caused misery they can make out (or up)
-- put all conspiracy theorists on my payroll (again, untraceable), feed them stories that a) are inconsistent, and b) contradict each other; have them all look like incurable nutjobs
-- implicate all hackers in criminal activities (use the word «hacker» whenever a computer is found near a crime scene, and such) – except those that work for me; they're «computer security personnel»; actually, do this with any sub/counter-culture that includes any kind of technical know-how (that can threaten me)
- create whim-laws, so as to have legitimate(-sounding) reasons to lock up troublesome people; that way, the won't be locked up for being in the opposition, but for «supporting terrorism» or somesuch
- demand all religious societies acknowledge my authority above all else on Earth – preferably also above their god(s)
- demand all journalists have government-issued (and -retractable) journalist licenses to be able to work, with a wide definition of what constitutes «journalism»; make it possible (even easy) to retract the license based on all kinds of reasons, for the sake of «journalistic integrity»; this can obviously be combined with the hookers&blow deal and/or whim-laws
- have the schools teach the glories of their nation – and all of the shortcomings of any system that isn't mine
Assuming the country ain't bigger than a mailbox;
Don't bother too much; just steal any amount of money &stuff that I can legally get away with (and stash away in a safe spot or two) while in office (including the aforementioned central bank ownership deal), secure a safe exit or two for when shit starts homing in on the fan. Or I just decide it's time to retire.
If I can lay low on the international radar while doing it, then I can stay a little longer (and steal a little more).