Economy

Cupcake Owner to customer who are viewing the cup cakes on the display : "That'd be $5 for the cupcake."

Employees to Cupcake Owner : "Boss! We demand a raise!!"

Cupcake Owner to customer who have eaten the cupcakes : "Correction: It's now $30."

Customer :"!"

I tried to explain to a Chinaman that his house went down in price due to fluctuations. He said 'fluck you white people too!'