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Story of the lottery

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 18:57

Once upon a time, a poor man had a pile of bones and no food to eat. One day, he had the brilliant idea to sell tickets to a lottery for the players of this game to win a large healthy cow. Millions of tickets were sold.
One day, the poor man finally called the winner to this lottery game, telling him how the prize cow had recently gotten diseased and is now dead. The poor man had a solution that would make the winner feel better, he refunded the winner the cash that he invested for the game by three times over.
At this point, the poor man wasn't poor anymore and the winner still won cash. Everyone else won a tax-deduction for their contribution. The end.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:32

>>3
That's the punchline to the joke. The "large healthy cow" was the "pile of bones". Also the "Poor man" is a "Con man" with a Italian nose that is longer than his lies.

Does it make sense now?

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