OOP implementation in Lisp

So I use CL and I want Python-style OOP: how do I precompile hashtable with methods?

which tries to look like a reductio ad absurdum
intended to be logically unsound
These two ideas are not mutually exclusive.

Also, your example is not of sarcasm (especially not if your interpretation of the Jewish is to be believed) but a twisted blend of applied psychology that only works in your head.  No, in fact, even if it were an accurate depiction of an actual discussion, that would still not be sarcastic.  The delivery is all wrong and it presumes the roles of the individuals; even if I granted you that sarcasm is a Jewish invention, it is not confined to Jewish practice, and there are no bounds to its adoption and expression.

This sarcasm could be easily countered by asking "why other minorities deserve death."
I am certain all I would need to do is find the correct person and they could go on for hours about why any given individuals deserved death.  You are proof enough that they exist.  I just need the denomination in question and the group that hates that denomination, either of which can easily be determined by selecting the other.