Book Burnings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJNb1h3npJA

These Orthodox monks burn confiscated Protestant books, due to their overly liberal content. Hope soon they will start burning Protestant Jews themselves.

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Lolwut?

Last I heard, you cease to be a Jew the moment you find Jesus. This because the Jewish faith is so deeply ingrained into Jewish culture.

And Protestant is a denomination of Christianity.
I.e. to be a Protestant, you must first be a Christian. And to be a Christian, you must first find Jesus. (Ask any preacher if you don't believe me).

And so; Without Jesus, no Protestant. With Jesus, no Jew.
One of history's little ironies, since Jesus was a Jew.