A majority of criminals measured by total crimes of all categories are heterosexual men. Therefore, ALL heterosexuals are inherently criminal, even children. If you disagree it's because you've been brainwashed by heterosexual dominated media. The majority of people in government are by far heterosexual because of a conspiracy! Heterosexuals own the Federal Reserve! They own the military! They own the banks!
My logic is infallible.
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Anonymous2012-09-05 22:39
So I talked to a New York Resident that is 82 years old who is staying in LA. He's a big fan of Charlie Rose. He told me that cigarettes used to cost 11 cents and gold was at a fixed price at 35 dollars per ounce. Then "Insert stereotypical anti-ethnic group here" interrupted the groove and the American dollar was forced to be floated to compete with another country when it came to floating prices. Then he gave a anecdotal story about how worthless Moroccan currency is.
At the end of the story, he recommended that I get a degree in math and become a investment banker.
I was so creeped out by this horrifying suggestion , that I ran out of that retail establishment food-court that I was squatting in for free wi-fi for. I'm never going back there ever again.