Everyone is safe when everyone is armed!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18921492

Clearing selling guns to every lunatic who wants them is safe, I mean, who doesn't bring their full-automatic rifle to the cinema? To do anything less would be "unpatriotic".

And now we add fire scenes to the list. Should we arm fire fighters with assault weapons too? Maybe we can send in armed teams to clear buildings "just in case" before the fire is put out.