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Rat Analogy

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-17 17:18

Consider this: while you were asleep, a pack of rats got inside your home; they ate all your food, shat all around and gnawed holes in your walls. Outrageous! - you say on a way to purchase some Zyklon B to expose of the rats. But then, to your amazement, shop manager says that they do not sell Zyklon B anymore, because some animal rights defenders lobbied vermin rights bill, which equates rats in rights with humans and states that the rats now posses full rights to your home!

Name: Oberst Hans Landa 2012-07-24 14:57

Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none... And that Monsieur is what a Jew shares with a rat.

If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk? You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them. All you know is you find them repulsive. Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere *he* would hide, but there's so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Führer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.

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