Election in Russia, help needed

guys, we hardly request a democratic injection in our asses !
please, pay attention

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16037975

Only u can help us.  We believe in USA !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16122524

>Thousands of protesters have gathered in Moscow in a show of anger over disputed parliamentary polls.
But I'm sure someone will tell me that they're all CIA agents in disguise fighting for Zion and the return of the magic moon monster.