Britain v Germany

Germany: You have lots of money, we want it!

Britain: FUCK OFF!


Germany: What does the UK want to be in the EU for?

Britain: To stop you Nazis from invading Europe! again.

I thought Germany was the one with the money...

>>2
Germany has a much stronger economy than Britain, which is mostly why it's putting up huge amounts of money to bail out other European partners. A more accurate dialogue would be:

Germany: Why does the UK want to be in the EU for? You try to opt out of almost everything the EU wants to do and just heckle from the side lines.

Britain: Yeah but we're really important to the stability of Europe.

Germany: No, you're not. You don't even share the same currency as us.

Germany: No, you're not. You don't even share the same currency as us.

Britain: And who would join a dead currency, and Germany you better pay back that £75billion you owe us.

>Germany you better pay back that £75billion you owe us.

Germany: Everyone but you, apparently. And only if you pay back the €379.3 billion you owe us.

All the banksters live in Britain, Germany just has a stronger economy.

>>6 and when the Eurozome fails Germany will fall.

>>7
No, they'll just end up using their old Deutsche Marks again.

Germany Is a one of the stronger states in EU indeed.
But we need strong guidance in this crisis times.
Also notice that almost all European countries have a right government. (some exceptions like Belgium and Austria)