How to become CIA-agent?

Hey to everyone!

Yeah, I know, my subject is a little bit freaky, but it's important for me and it's not a question for fun.

So: I am now 17 years old and in one of the best schools of Germany. I was born in Germany and I live in Germany. But my parents are both Turkish, so I can speak Turkish very well, too. Because of English lessons in school, is this language a language that I can speak very well, too.

I read on the website of the CIA, that Turkish is a actually important language for the CIA. So, is it possible for me, to work for the CIA as agent (of course with us citizenship)? Has anybody an idea to my topic? I mean it's nothing impossible, right?

Does anyone know, which way I have to go? Thanks.

Attend an American University and major in a field of study called ISS. International Security Studies. It's main employers happen to be the CIA.

You can even check out their website and see what they're looking for. I hear they like translators/analysts.

Well first you post on 4chan. That's the first important step to becoming a CIA agent, because 4chan always has close ties to the CIA. In here we're ALL secret agents.

I'm a secret agent and the CIA was my idea.

I thougt 4chan has a solution for everything.

I want to study the first 2 years of university in Germany and then the rest of the 4 years in the United States. Which "lesson" is important for the CIA?

>>6
see:
>>2
https://www.cia.gov/careers/index.html
Come on learn to google lad!

Sorry dude,
I know how to google! The problem was, that I didn't know what to google!

But what's up with the agents like the ones who are in other states? I could be useful in turkey, not?

You should join the military as a 35P (linguist), 35F (intelligence analyst), or a 35M (Human intelligence collector). You will have a Top Secret clearance and some work experience. If you go the Mike or Fox route you can change your job to 35L (counter-intelligence) later on in your military career. Once out you should be a decent candidate for the CIA.

Now thank you for these informations. Yes I read it too, that it would be better, when I join to the military first.

But you know, everything is a little bit complicated:

Now I am 17. I will go to university in 2.5 years, so I will be about 19-20 when I start studying. After I finished with master, I will be about 25-26. So, I had to join to the armed forces first. But to which army? I mean how will I join the us army, because: haven't I to have the citizenship over a few years first? Thats all do damn complicated because I am German.

And: Have I big problems because of religion? My both patents are Muslims, but I don't think for real anything about religions etc.

What can I do? Some of you will say that's to early to thing about all this shit, but really, I have to choose the only one correct way.

>>10
For a start you're on the wrong board, but whatever. Join the German army obviously, you don't have to be American to join the CIA. Also, there's nothing you can do about it if you don't get in - if you're good enough the opportunity will present itself in due course.

You can get that job in the New York Times...no bs. Just look for the "do you want to travel to exotic places" type thing...seriously...it's a legend among security circles.

I Need to be an American citizen.

>>13
You need to stay in Mexico and make it as prosperous and free as your northern neighbour.