I am the 1%

I pay for irresponsible breeding.
I pay for coercive and forced schooling/indoctrination.
I pay for bailouts.
I pay for illegal wars overseas.
I pay for leaches.
I pay for shitty police.
I pay for prison camps.
I pay for public speakers.
I pay for being responsible

I am the 1%.

>I pay for irresponsible breeding.
Probably has a wife, an ex-wife and a mistress
>I pay for coercive and forced schooling/indoctrination.
Translation: They don't teach what I want them to teach
>I pay for bailouts.
Either took a bailout or benefited from a bailout
>I pay for illegal wars overseas.
Benefits financially from military contractors
>I pay for leaches.
Others do the work and I profit from it.
>I pay for shitty police.
Some cop gave me a traffic ticket.
>I pay for prison camps.
Yet I scream about foreign aggressors and the need for a huge defense department
>I pay for public speakers.
Who stroke my ego and tell me that the country's troubles are everybody else's fault
>I pay for being responsible
I shouldn't be criticized for being selfish.

>I am the 1%
He is the 1%