your sociopolitical position(s), as briefly as you can.
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Anonymous2011-08-08 5:00
I used to call myself a liberal until I realized how infected it's become with Marxism, down to the very core, and how it's also monstrously utopianistic. My motto is "Utopianism = Authoritarianism" - anyone espousing some kind of perfect harmonious society is a looney and a would-be tyrant, if not already. Always. You can't have perfection without oppression.
I don't know what I'd call myself now. Too soon to tell. I'll wait awhile until I'm sure.
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Anonymous2011-08-08 20:34
>>161
Just wait till you turn 14!
Then your views will really start changing!
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Anonymous2011-08-08 21:20
I was a liberal. Then I had to pay my way through collage, wipe my own ass and be responsible for myself. As I got older, I noticed how dishonest and hateful my liberal brothers were. A few more years came and they became utterly alien freaks to me.
Now, they seem like selfish pathetic hypocrites who can't stand the thought that can't force everyone to do what they want.
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Anonymous2011-08-08 21:27
>>163
Do the words argumentum ad hominem mean anything to you?
>>164
Not at all bro. It's just my opinions and how they changed over time. I used to hate Christians and Republicans.
Now I tolerate them without the need to demonize them. The only religions that bothers me are the ones that demand slavery to a false god that uses crashing planes as his prophets. Tea Party people seem have the right idea. Life goes on. 20 years from now I might believe in something completely different.
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, but they all smell like shit. Don't be a slave to your own opinions and ideology. People try to rationalize their irrational natures. It's a funny fact of life.
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Anonymous2011-08-08 23:59
>>167
what is it with this need to pretend to be /have been a liberal?
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Anonymous2011-08-09 1:23
>>166
Well, enjoy listening to Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly, and being led by Michelle Bachmann. I just pray to Allah that you're not majority, lest we have another Herbert Hoover, George W. Bush, or James Buchanan. I just don't understand why someone that hates opinions so much is on a board about politics.
>>162 calling someone who rejects utopianism immature and naive
So you think it's rational and healthy for adults to worship an ideology? Correction, replace "an ideology" with "your ideology".
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Conservative 4chan Troll2011-08-09 10:41
worship an ideology
HHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
I'll just make shit up about my opponents and misrepresent their position to defeat them in arguments on the internet. I'm so fucking clever!
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Anonymous2011-08-09 15:12
>>170
If I'm not mistaken your post was "Just wait till you turn 14! Then your views will really start changing! ", which isn't really an argument. I think that entitles me to assume that your response is a knee-jerk reaction to criticism of liberalism.
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1702011-08-09 16:59
>>171
That wasn't me. No matter though. So because you were insulted you're now "entitled" to argue with straw men? Suit yourself.
“Excuse me, Mr. Nick!” It was Pearl Fey. She looked very small behind the tall oak defendant’s stand.Phoenix heard Franziska von Karma, the prosecutor, babbling something about her perfection, and decided that he could spare his attention. “What is it, Pearls?” He whispered out of the corner of his mouth. The girl stared up at him with her large brown eyes. Her silky brown hair was braided into two circles behind her head that bounced up and down when she was surprised or excited. And to top it off she wore the standard light purple channeler’s robe with a pink sash, only in miniature. “Mr. Nick, I have to go potty, bad!” “I’m sorry, Pearls, but you’ll have to hold it a little longer. The judge doesn’t look ready to call a recess yet.” “Oh…” “Don’t worry, we’ll get you to a bathroom. Just hang in there, okay?” “Okay!” said Pearl, breaking into a grin. Phoenix couldn’t help but smile back. He didn’t like kids, but Pearl never caused any trouble. “Mr. Wright! I would advise you to pay attention to your own client’s trial!” “Y-yes, your honor!” Phoenix stammered. The judge continued. “Ms. Von Karma was just about to call the next witness to the stand…” It was Lotta Hart, the nosy photographer who almost always managed to show up in time to witness the crime scene. They began the cross examination. Phoenix listened carefully to the entire testimony, and Pearl waited patiently. He kept reviewing all the evidence, looking frantically for contradictions, but the story seemed airtight. He could tell the judge was getting impatient, and his window of opportunity was closing. This looked like it could be the end… “Need some help?” A familiar voice came from right next to him, and Phoenix glanced over in astonishment. “Pearls? What…” His heart almost stopped. There stood Mia Fey, his dead mentor. He’d always had something of a crush on her, and now she looked more beautiful than ever before. Now, her hair was brown, and braided up in the back just like Pearl’s. He realized that the young spirit medium must be channeling Mia. “Hmmm…these clothes are a little small though.” Phoenix blushed as he realized just how short the eight-year-old’s skirt was on the fully grown Mia. It barely covered her crotch! And now Mia, who had always had a large bust, was quite literally almost popping out of the minuscule channeling robes. She must have noticed Phoenix staring. “Get it together, Phoenix! You’ve got a case to win!” He nodded and turned back to the witness stand. Mia continued. “Now, start trying to press the witness for-urk!” She suddenly felt an intense pressure in her abdomen. That little girl was working on quite a load! “Are you okay, Mia?” “Y-yeah…I’m fine…” she reassured him, although she was beginning to sweat. I’m not sure how much longer I can hold it. “Ms. Hart, isn’t it true you took more than one photo of the crime scene?” “Well, yeah! You reckon I’d let a story this big go by with just one pitcher to show for it?” “Would you mind presenting those additional pictures to the court?” “The prosecution has deemed the additional photograph to be irrelevant.” Phoenix pointed in his trademark gesture. “I think that’s for the people of this court to decide!” “I’m sorry, Ms. Von Karma, but I must agree with the defense on this – YOW!” Franziska cracked her whip viciously at the old man. “Very well! If you wish to waste this court’s time, I will present the other photo.” “Hmmm… what could this mean…?” Phoenix pored over the newly submitted picture for any discrepancies. “T-there, a contradiction! Think about the evidence you have and compare it to the picture you just got!” counseled Mia in a rather strained tone of voice. At that very moment she was forcing back an intense urge to use the bathroom by any means necessary. I’ve got to focus on the trial…she chided herself. But she could feel her concentration slipping. As her protégé raised an objection, she gripped the defendant’s stand with white knuckles. She shifted nervously in her uncomfortably tight clothing. She couldn’t really blame Phoenix for staring, after all, she was sporting some truly eye popping cleavage. “Are you really alright, chief? You don’t look so good.” Phoenix asked. He seemed genuinely concerned, as Mia’s face had blanched and she was now sweating noticeably. The air around her was beginning to waver and bend almost imperceptibly. “Don’t worry about me, you need to think of the client!” Ugh...this is the worst I’ve ever had to go in my whole life. I can feel my connection to Pearl waning… Mia quickly began to understand the bottom line: if she didn’t find relief soon, she would go back to the spirit world and leave Phoenix on his own. As the fight between Phoenix and Franziska dragged on, Mia’s eyes widened in desperation. An airy fart squeezed itself out of her, and the very tip of a hard turd emerged from between her cheeks. She needed a toilet, now. Her lips parted as an almost inaudible moan escaped them. She clutched her backside tightly and hopped up and down to distract herself. She stopped and doubled over as she farted again, louder. The sheer volume of feces inside her astounded Mia. She fought hard to hold it in, but it was a losing battle. The whole room started to narrow to tunnel vision, and the sound of Phoenix and Franziska arguing at the top of their lungs faded to a dull roar. This is it…she thought. It’s now or never. She relaxed her sphincter, and a large volume of gas escaped her. “Ohhh…” She ceased to perceive anything else in the room, except the blissful release she was feeling. She gave her body a push to help things along, and just like that she was defecating. Her eyes were closed, and beneath her slightly upturned nose her mouth was formed into an ‘O’ of pure bliss. The enormous turd that had been bothering her slid smoothly out of her rectum and rested against her panties for a moment, before another push from Mia caused them to bulge out easily with a soft crackle. The poop kept coming and began to pile into a mound. Even though everyone in the courtroom was watching Mia awkwardly, all she could feel was the warm, gooey sensation on her behind. If I had known how much pleasure you get from soiling yourself, I would have done this while I was alive! When that piece was finished, she could feel more lining up for exit. This one was wider, so she spread her legs and bent over the stand, revealing more cleavage. Her brow furrowed and she bit her lower lip out of exertion. Oh, my, this one is huge! What on earth did that little girl eat? She was so lost in concentration that Mia’s bladder released, causing a fountain of urine to cascade from between her legs. A puddle formed underneath her, splashing onto the floor. As she strained, Mia released a big fart into Pearl’s loaded panties. “Nnnnngh!” With the noise she was making, everyone in the courtroom was looking at her. “What’s going on?” “Mommy, is the lady going poo-poo?” If there was any doubt before, it was now clear that Mia was going poo-poo, as she began to push in earnest on the big lump of excrement inside her. Mia’s anus began to widen further and further, and gradually, her bowel movement began to slide out with a soft, crackling. “Nnnh…nnh…oh!” Her sphincter was stretched to its limit.Finally, the widest part passed through and began to slide easily into her heavy panties. “Ahhhhhhh…” Mia as the football shaped BM smushed at last into Pearl’s undies, which were adorned with bumblebees and flowers. The panties sagged considerably beneath her short skirt, revealing the crack of her bum, which was smeared brown. Mia stood up. Every man, woman and child in the court room was staring at her open mouthed after witnessing her display. Mia barely noticed. That was the thing about being a spirit, she thought. You don’t have to worry about the opinions of others. After a moment of silence, Mia cleared her throat. “If the court is ready, may we continue with the…oh! Ungh…mmmph…” She closed one of her eyes and grimaced. She pushed on her tummy with a slender hand and finally voided the last of her bowels. A thin log slithered out of her and rested on top of the enormous pile in her panties. “Hang on…there’s more…” After an audible fart she grunted again, releasing a mushy mass of hot slop that coated her production. She nodded. “Your honor…?” “Well, I must say that in all my years I have never seen someone take a case so seriously."
>>174
Liberals love corporations, why do you think they keep demanding the state destroy the middle class for them?
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Anonymous2011-08-15 13:43
>>177
Conservatives love corporations, why do you think they keep subsidizing and refusing to raise taxes on them?
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Anonymous2011-08-15 17:08
>>177
Delusional conservative paranoia. Nothing out of the ordinairy.
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Anonymous2011-08-15 22:19
Liberals are anti-private sector without question. In addition to that, they are definitely operating in collusion with big unions at the expense of everyone else. Liberals think that everyone can work for the government instead somehow. Naturally, they play the old class warfare crap instinctively in every single argument when racism can't get the job done.
Conservatives are pro-business. Companies bring jobs, tax revenue and enable the workers to pay their taxes and sales taxes as well. They tend to cater to businesses at the expense of the people. They generally block tax hikes because liberals always ask for more taxes without any attempt to control spending. The "tax and the rich" scam always seems to trickle down to everyone else while the rich simply use loopholes in the tax code to avoid paying their fair share.
Both parties get into bed with big businesses in the end. Both take money from lobbyists. Neither seems interested in fixing the tax code. This is reality.
>>180 Liberals are anti-private sector without question.
This idea that so-called "liberals" want to restlessly purge and expunge the "private sector" is ridiculous, and quite far from the truth. Many are not anti-capitalist, and they want to preserve capitalism as the de jure mode of production because at the fundamental level, things like liberty and private property rights go hand in hand with the capitalist mode of production. In addition to that, they are definitely operating in collusion with big unions at the expense of everyone else.
If any party should be doing nefarious activities with unions and union leaders, then that's a facet of shitty regulations that aren't keep enough of an eye on unions to make sure that they aren't used at the expense of the interests of the working class (even by so-called people who are "for the working man/woman"). Liberals think that everyone can work for the government instead somehow.
Ridiculous idea. See my points above. Naturally, they play the old class warfare crap instinctively in every single argument when racism can't get the job done.
There are serious inequalities between income levels that need to be addressed. There will always be inequalities, granted, but it's gone way out of control in the past five decades or so, and there are fundamental issues that both mainline parties consistently ignore. Conservatives are pro-business.
At the expense of the working class (which long-term is a bad thing). Companies bring jobs, tax revenue and enable the workers to pay their taxes and sales taxes as well.
Agreed. They tend to cater to businesses at the expense of the people.
True. They generally block tax hikes because liberals always ask for more taxes without any attempt to control spending.
This is indicative of years of shit government. The GOP seems impossibly incapable of coming up with any coherent plan whatsoever at tightening the belt, and Democrats usually come up with a plan that's half-assed at best. The "tax and the rich" scam always seems to trickle down to everyone else while the rich simply use loopholes in the tax code to avoid paying their fair share.
This is true. Look at things like the Double Irish Arrangement and such; how large corporations go to great lengths to avoid paying the majority of their owed taxes[/i]. Both parties get into bed with big businesses in the end. Both take money from lobbyists. Neither seems interested in fixing the tax code. This is reality.
This is indicative of both parties being right-wing. The Democrats lean slightly right, and the GOP leans even further right of that. I wish third parties would finally start making a dent (as they've done in the distant past).