Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2011-06-15 9:44
Just why has the Donald given up on running for presidency? It may have been a dumbass stunt to promote his retarded Apprentice show even further, but for a minute I thought he actually had a cock big enough to fuck Obama's ass.
Nope, turns out his cock is so small he PRETENDS to be tough to hide that fact.
Let's face it, you never actually SEE his package whenever he's on camera. And you never see him at all in REAL LIFE either. He just stages press events where you're not allowed to look past all the media asswipes with flash photography. BECAUSE IF YOU DO YOU'LL POINT AT THE PHENOMENAL ABSENCE OF ANY SORT OF GENITALIA!!!
And sure all his loyal fans on the internet may claim otherwise but I dismiss them as trolls just like everyone on 4chan and the internet besides me. Look, just admit his cock is either microscopic or never there and you'll feel much better about yourself... IF YOU WANT TO!!!!
Nope, turns out his cock is so small he PRETENDS to be tough to hide that fact.
Let's face it, you never actually SEE his package whenever he's on camera. And you never see him at all in REAL LIFE either. He just stages press events where you're not allowed to look past all the media asswipes with flash photography. BECAUSE IF YOU DO YOU'LL POINT AT THE PHENOMENAL ABSENCE OF ANY SORT OF GENITALIA!!!
And sure all his loyal fans on the internet may claim otherwise but I dismiss them as trolls just like everyone on 4chan and the internet besides me. Look, just admit his cock is either microscopic or never there and you'll feel much better about yourself... IF YOU WANT TO!!!!