Need To Find a Politician Like me

Hey everyone. Um...new to this board. I'm in a political class where we have to run a campaign and find someone in the American government in real life who has a similar voting record as us. Except, I'm running as a third party and can't find anyone who has similar beliefs as mine. Here's my stuff:

-Replace Sales Tax with VAT that is applicable to imports, move emphasis from income tax
-Agnostic view towards gay marriage and drug leagalization, state's rights issue
-Use police forces in tandem with IRS to catch tax evaders
-Raise 1099 taxes and cut W2 taxes
-Work with private corporations to aggressively invest in infrastructure in developing markets for American jobs
-Don't actively pursue tax cuts for green markets but tighten restrictions on coal power plants
-Support nuclear power
-Allow abortion in all instances in the first trimester, restrict it to special cases in the second and ban it in the third
-Devolve most 'welfare state' policies to state agencies and use federal funding to shift remittance payments for equal funding of education and health
-Give shareholders tax breaks on their stock taxes if their corporate investment turns in its taxes in a timely manner
-Extend medicare to anyone under the age of 18

You sound like my kind of guy, especially if electing means you'll be able to remove the "Kill the police" basement dweller who keeps making multiple posts to his own threads to make himself look like a bigger force than he is.