Let's make a Newpol news podcast!

"Good evening. This is Raocow bringing you the Newpol news.

Protest movements against Justitia cultists are beginning to, well, protest a whole lot. According to Greek Boy, "there is no point punishing crimminals" because "it doesn't improve society or fight crime". Well, good luck with that.

Historians have found evidence linking the origins of eugenics to the United States. This overrules the former claims that eugenics was invented by the nazis. Oh, those wacky nazis...

Anarcho-capitalism is making a comeback among university students. The word on the street is that "it's pretty cool" and that security guards should be used to patrol the streets.

Some Cro-Magnons have been spotted in Europe. Biologists believe that they may have migrated from Africa during the summer, while others claim that they've always been here, and that we're all a little bit of Cro-Magnon in our hearts.

That was the Newpol news and I'm Raocow. Good night."

Lol! Good 1

lame

>>3
why? what's wrong with sarcasm and self-sarcasm? I find it funny.

>>4
newpol is just some random unimportant forum on the internet, not worth the effort to satirise

>>5
So what's the satirisation threshold for you? What's the penalty for satirising unimportant forums?

>>1
LIKE

>>5
You really need to lighten the fuck up.

>>6
>>8
u mad?

>>9
no, >>5 is mad. Pay attention.

>>9
As a hatter.

>>10
>>11 says he's mad as a hatter, >>5 was just explaining, I think u mad bruh

The idea of a satirical thread summing up all the crazy or crazy sounding things people say is not bad. I think the purpose of the OP was to somehow troll and piss off the people he mentions but personaly (greek boy), i genuinelly think it is a good idea.

>>12
Who, me?

>>13
This is OP. This was a troll, and it was successful, so now you're all butthurt ragers.

My second trolling will be trying to hide in your fridge and scare you the next time you open it.

Right now I'm hiding behind the curtain.

Trolls trolls everywhere.

I kissed your mom last week, so she's a troll now.

Your cat's a troll in disguise. (You don't really own a cat, remember?)

Oh shit. My cat's troll? Now I'll have to drop it in boiling water and get a new one. You bastard!

>>15
Considering how enraged you are, it seems you've been trolled.

>>17
Yes, curse those stupid trolls for my rage. I'm a cool dude, with shades, but it's all these frickin' trolls, man. They're messin' up mah cool.
...like Justin Beiber - he's a troll.
...and Stephanie Meyer - she's a troll.
...and Tyra Banks - she's a troll.
...and George Bush - he's a troll.
...and RuPaul - he's a troll.
...and The Backstreet Boys - they're all little trolls.
It's not me - it's the trolls, man. They're everywhere!

>>18
but they have such cool, colorful hair!

"No, Anon. You are the trolls."

>>20
Does that mean i get the cool hair?

Lame