You would NOT wish that your pet could speak.

It's weird how women wish that their cute pets could speak, and treat them like if they were human beings, when we see just how "cute" niggers got when they gained this ability. They first things that their cute little doggies would speak of, would be rights. They would DEMAND food and sex and all these things we deny them, and they would organize and mob up on up if we didn't agree with their terms, and then when they had gained exactly as much interspieces rights as anyone else, instead of stolen bikes and raped chicks, we'd get dogs pretending to be civilized and in secrecy looking through your dumpsters for bones to dig down in your back yard. How cute would they be then?

I can tell by the crickets chirping that >>69 just owned all the niggers here.

Another reasons that niggerlovers protect their niggers so much, is because they use them as trophies: "I'm friends with niggers, so I'm tolerant. Nobody can call me a racist now, because some of my best friends are niggers. You want to borrow my bike? Sure! Just make sure to give it back later."

I'm not a nazi - tolerance is a good thing. ...up to a point. When you tolerate somebody raping every girl you know, or being set on fire, then tolerance equals idiocy. A nigger is not your friend. You can tolerate it and be friends with it all you want, but it's never going to stop raping your women and stealing your bikes. Get a dog and try to get it to stop chewing on things just by tolerating it and being friends with it, and you'll see if it works out.

Many dog owners fail this as well: Getting a pet is NOT like getting a friend or a child. It's getting an animal, that you have to train and discipline. Nowadays a nigger comes with human rights, so make sure that it signs away these with an employment contract, and even after this, unless it's on a leash at all times, do not leave it unguarded inside your house, do not tell it where your bike is, and do not under any circumstances let it anywhere near girls you know. It can smile its nigger smile and be polite and friendly with you, but that's just trained good behavior. The second you leave it unguarded with anything valuable, you will have failed to take care of your pet.

...and don't fucking have sex with your pet, and if you do, at least wear a fucking condom.