You would NOT wish that your pet could speak.

It's weird how women wish that their cute pets could speak, and treat them like if they were human beings, when we see just how "cute" niggers got when they gained this ability. They first things that their cute little doggies would speak of, would be rights. They would DEMAND food and sex and all these things we deny them, and they would organize and mob up on up if we didn't agree with their terms, and then when they had gained exactly as much interspieces rights as anyone else, instead of stolen bikes and raped chicks, we'd get dogs pretending to be civilized and in secrecy looking through your dumpsters for bones to dig down in your back yard. How cute would they be then?

My pet can speak, bitches.

Just listen to the world and the world will listen to you.
Stand in a field of cows and don't make dumb noises, just wait
Watch a horse and WAIT for it to come to you.

Animals are very interested in humans, humans are generally not very interested in animals.

As in: omnomnomnom I want that steak right now...what, you mean it's a sentient creature? but reaaaaaaalllly?

So. Respect animals. Eat meat if you want to. But listen to the animals, free your fucking minds and let nature flow through you. Don't fight the motherfucking rhythm of life.

Furry sex is weird. Horse porn is weirder. And if you get off on that shit, you are a fucking nutcase and not worth my fucking time. Up yours, Freddy, and may you become a bitch in a buzzsaw. Eat my dick.