You would NOT wish that your pet could speak.

It's weird how women wish that their cute pets could speak, and treat them like if they were human beings, when we see just how "cute" niggers got when they gained this ability. They first things that their cute little doggies would speak of, would be rights. They would DEMAND food and sex and all these things we deny them, and they would organize and mob up on up if we didn't agree with their terms, and then when they had gained exactly as much interspieces rights as anyone else, instead of stolen bikes and raped chicks, we'd get dogs pretending to be civilized and in secrecy looking through your dumpsters for bones to dig down in your back yard. How cute would they be then?

>>3
Did you fight for your bike with abandon, disregard it as another replaceable toy, exercise pity at the thieves desperation and immaturity, or quiver in submission?

>>2 <---Judgmental much?

>>1
Thrashing in emotional ignorance, and analytically lashing out at niggers is just juvenile. Without the depth of intellect, or a deficient amygala functionality, black men are more like women emotionally, and are more inclined to understand one another.

Seems that a woman, who reflects on the benefits of a talking dog, is more likely hinting at a more loyal bf or some emotional display of commitment.  But, you are blinded to the emotion because of the celiacs disease affecting your amygdala.
Emotional intelligence is the new big thing! 
In the meantime, get her some damn flowers.