You would NOT wish that your pet could speak.

It's weird how women wish that their cute pets could speak, and treat them like if they were human beings, when we see just how "cute" niggers got when they gained this ability. They first things that their cute little doggies would speak of, would be rights. They would DEMAND food and sex and all these things we deny them, and they would organize and mob up on up if we didn't agree with their terms, and then when they had gained exactly as much interspieces rights as anyone else, instead of stolen bikes and raped chicks, we'd get dogs pretending to be civilized and in secrecy looking through your dumpsters for bones to dig down in your back yard. How cute would they be then?

So who did actualy get trolled here? The kid with the stolen bike that's opening threads about niggers to express his frustration or me exposing he's a sad little bitch?

Talking shit about me doesn't change how sad you are OP. What you are basically saying is: "A nigger stole my bike so i want everyone to hate niggers. Here's some scientific facts I pulled out of my asshole and if you don't think I'm scientisty enough then you're a fag.".

What you need is sympathy but you're not going to find it here...