The Swedish Election

Fellow swedes, this is where we discuss what party we should vote for.
The canidates are:
M = The blue party.
S = The red party.
Mp = The green party.
SD = The yellow party.
PP = The internet party.

Guys, I personally think that we should all vote for the red party this year. Why? I tell you why: It's all in the BNP. If you've followed the economy closely like I have, you'll see that there is an upgoing trend right now, BUT if we take the banana import into account, things will not look so good, so if we all vote red, we will send a strong signal to all the banana importers that We Are Not For Sale! We must all get behind this most holy of causes, for only then will Cthulhu rise from his grave and when he does, he will CRAVE bananas, and as we are the only country without bananas, we will turn to the other countries first, during which time we will educate a huge pigeon army, which we will use to bomb the crap out of every strawberry icecream factory there is, so that when Cthulhu goes for it, he will be so disappointed that he becomes depressed, and collapse all over Finland, which will will then inherit and occupy, as a step to take over Russia once more.
All in favour?

"Culture" is there to prevent thing like this:

"Ah, girl, blond whore!"'

Josephine' was met with these words on the first school day at a high-school in an immigrant-dominated suburb south of Stockholm. Josephine was quite baffled, since aside from her hair color there was nothing about her appearance that would indicate she was promiscuous. She didn't use makeup and had completely neutral clothing. It was exclusively her hair-color that branded her a 'whore'.'

Josephine' is one of the informants for researcher Maria Bäckman, who did an ethnographic field study in a suburb south of Stockholm, where ethnic Swedes make up about 20% of the population.

[…] In her study she focused on ethnic Swedish girls. They experience being linked to the notion of free, Swedish sexuality, which in the densely immigrant suburbs is not necessarily linked with something positive. The strategy for the suburb girls was therefore to play down their Swedish identity.

"Several dyed their hair. Not necessarily because they wanted to look like immigrants, but because they didn't want to look so Swedish," says Bäckman.

http://evoandproud.blogspot.com/2010/06/blonde-jokes-arent-funny.html

Don't let all these Kikenvermins and Neanderjews bamboozle you.
Let them have all the diversity they want... and choke on it.