The Swedish Election

Fellow swedes, this is where we discuss what party we should vote for.
The canidates are:
M = The blue party.
S = The red party.
Mp = The green party.
SD = The yellow party.
PP = The internet party.

Guys, I personally think that we should all vote for the red party this year. Why? I tell you why: It's all in the BNP. If you've followed the economy closely like I have, you'll see that there is an upgoing trend right now, BUT if we take the banana import into account, things will not look so good, so if we all vote red, we will send a strong signal to all the banana importers that We Are Not For Sale! We must all get behind this most holy of causes, for only then will Cthulhu rise from his grave and when he does, he will CRAVE bananas, and as we are the only country without bananas, we will turn to the other countries first, during which time we will educate a huge pigeon army, which we will use to bomb the crap out of every strawberry icecream factory there is, so that when Cthulhu goes for it, he will be so disappointed that he becomes depressed, and collapse all over Finland, which will will then inherit and occupy, as a step to take over Russia once more.
All in favour?

>>36
Of course you're allowed to sing folksongs too. Have you been living under a rock or something?
Also, every country (Sweden as well) wants to encourage preservation of its inheritage and institutions. It's just that while institutions are government bodies that actually have a function, inheritages are just culture, and culture is bullshit attempts at having people identify with where they're born. Culture is a nations attempt at brainwashing the weakminded into loyal servants for it. "Små Grodorna" has no more worth than Megadeths latest single. It's bullshit made to brainwash you guys into a "cultural identity" to make you kill yourselves over the country in question. All countries use it, even Sweden. It's just that in Sweden, we haven't had that much of a chance to regularly dispose of you in a war.

The reason you're not understanding my answers, is because you're not intelligent enough, but I'll shorten it for you:
In >>34 he claims that some cultures are viewed as "progressive" and "cool", which just isn't the case. EVERY culture is bullshit.

However, I will now confuse you:
I take that back, because cool things have come from foreign lands, and every time it does, people over there will become proud over it, so it will be associated with being born in that country. It's just that basically only shit comes from Sweden. It's not other countries fault that Sweden's full of shit while the rest of the world kees bringing us cool stuff.

Also, note that PRESERVING national culture and national identity is STILL bullshit for ALL nations. However, if other countries are nazi about their cultures, who cares? The people who come here obviously doesn't want to live there, so they've obviously had enough of that nonsense in the first place. They're no threat.