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Mexican World Order

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 11:16

Americans all your states belong to Mexico, we are the Mexican World Order we will take all your jobs, women, root beer and beef jerky....

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 11:19

wwwwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 14:58

If you want the beef jerky, you can have it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 16:48

You can have the root beer, too. I don't really care for it..

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 4:40

>>2 >>3 >>4 Well the first thing you've gotta realize brother is that this right here is the future of America, You can call this the New World Order of Mexico brother, These men came from a great big country down south.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 9:50

>>5
If it's a "great country," why are they coming here?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 17:47

>>6 To reclaim what was stolen from our great country, and to sell drug's to middle class white kids.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 19:56

>>7
If you mean you're here to take back the beef jerky and root beer, we can deliver it to the border in droves; it'd be preferable since the stuff is so scattered you'd never get it all otherwise.
Meanwhile, I highly doubt Mexico ever cornered the market in "women" and, if so, then I instead would question how they got out in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 20:25

>>8

We will be taking all your white American womens back to Mexico to pimp to the Brazilians, you can keep all your black ones we don't need crack whores, you can also drop off all the Beef jerky and Root beer at the boarded crossing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 18:43

On September 11th the USA must hand over control of it states to Mexico, along with all Root Beer and Beef Jerky...

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 19:12

>>10
Actually, we are not in a position to deliberate dissolution of the United States of America.  You'll have to take the matter up with our new Chinese overlords.

Oh, yeah, Canada bought-out all our the beef jerky surplus yesterday.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 19:44

>>11 we demand that you government takes all the Peanut butter from your fat Americans and deliver that to the boarder with the root beer, and tell the French fogs to return the Jerky.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 23:32

You are welcome to have all the Black and asian women you want from America. Have fun!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 13:33

>>19 Please read >>9 no black crack whores.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 14:57

>>14
Time traveler alert.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 18:36

>>15 we are from the united federation of Mexico yes we sometimes time travel but only to take the best jobs, we don't miss use it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-12 18:05

>>6
exactly

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 12:53

>>9

What about the Asian women?  But you cannot have all the white women.  You have to take some black women as well.

Also, on the root beer, we'll compromise.  Instead of root beer, we'll give you Fanta instead.  But I'll tell you what, we'll give you all the root beer, if you only take one white woman per 9 black women.

Deal?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 13:09

Ok, Mexico...new deal.  We'll give you EVERYTHING you demand, IF you take ALL of Texas back.  That includes all the jerky, root beer, and white women living there AND you must keep all the other people living there.

If you agree to just the white women in Texas, we'll send you shipments of root beer and jerky for the next five years.

Deal?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 13:13

>>19
Substitute Texas for southern California and I'm behind this deal.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 15:41

>>20

Hmmm...hard negotiator aren't you? Tell you what.  You can have both Texas and California, but no white women.  We get them all back.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 16:23

>>21
Lets give them SOME white women so we can get a few hot Latino women...

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 18:29

>>20  

Too late we don't need USA anymore, a Big Black Fat Women from New York sold us Canada for 15 dollars, next week we will deport all the Black peoples back to the U.S. Americans can only enter Canada if they have Root Beer and Beef Jerky which you must put in the big Pink box at the boarder crossing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 18:38

>>23
... it sounds like someone just tried to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge and you took the bait.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 23:50

>>24

I agree with 24.

>>22

Latino hotties are just that...fucking nice.  They can never get married though.  They turn into lard asses in record speed for some odd reason.

Ok...I can concede "some" white women.  But you still fucking take Texas.  That is like holding a bag of shit as far as we are concerned.  It is someone else's turn to hold that bag of shit!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-25 1:26

>>25
Give them Texas? The state with the second largest GDP!? Larger than many nations' GDPs? NO THANK YOU Are you crazy, man!?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-25 8:53

>>26

Texas is a bad place.

It gaves us TWO Emperor Bushs.
It murders people whenever it feels like.
There is no free speech there.
You must be a Christian or you cannot have a job or run for office.
There are more Mexicans in Texas than there are in MEXICO!

Besides why would one want fat, nasty, tattooed, trailer trash white women who spend their days at Wal Mart.  No...Texas can go back from which it came.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-25 9:17

>>27
It gaves us TWO Emperor Bushs.
They're from Connecticut, not real Texans.

Perhaps in this case, we can split up Texas, and give the horrible parts to Mexico. But the modern sections of it are too valuable to give up, not to mention it's not as quite in the hole financially as California is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-25 10:38

>>27
I just want to bring attention to this post again, like >>26, because this is what true ignorance of one's own country breeds.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-25 12:47

>>28 so everything south of Dallas + 100 miles on our side?  As long as Houston gets dumped on them, I think that is a deal we all can live with.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-25 18:47

>>27 >>28 >>29 >>30

No Sorry too many crack whores! in Texas, we don't any US states we have Canada!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-25 19:20

>>31
If that's the case, then we can't offer him Texas in the first place since it's Canada.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 0:23

>>30
Whats wrong with Houston faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 8:52

>>33

It is a shithole that looks like Mexico City.  I hope terrorists nuke it off the face of the Earth, or the US can give it back to Mexico.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 9:58

>>34
I Googled images of Houston, TX; I Googled images of Mexico City, Mexico; I still have no clue what you're talking about.  Visually I see a lot of things you could say many cities have in common ...

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 10:48

>>35

Look harder.  Houston has no zoning (bad) so seeing strip clubs next to day care centers can happen.  But what the lack of zoning does allow for is illegal aliens painting their fucking houses pink and yellow.  ICE can easily find these fuckers, no question, the Governor does not allow it.

White people are the SEVERE minority in Houston.  Like 20%.

In Mexico, the whiter you are, the more money you have.  Same in Houston, the whiter your are, the more money you have.

I say give Houston back to Mexico, because there are more Mexicans there than in likely all of Mexico.

Hey bin Laden (if you're still alive), get off your ass and nuke that son of a bitch!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 16:00

Austin is the faggot capitol of the midwest.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 16:17

>>37
Proof?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 19:45

>>38
It's in the pudding.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 20:29

>>39
>>37 claimed that "Austin is the faggot capitol of the midwest.", >>37 made the claim, burden of proof is on him.
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