Step 1: Bribe the electorate through benefits and tax credits; never mind that all we're doing is taking their money and giving a little back, they're thick.
Step 2: Bring in a shit-ton of immigrants, don't bother assimilating them into society, just make sure they know that we give them free housing and benefits.
Step 3: Create a huge amount of public sector jobs in admin and other cheap areas where we don't have to train them very well or have them in contact with the general public; that way we reduce unemployment figures and we get a whole swathe of the population who'll vote for us because they want to keep their job.
Step 4: Fuck up the education system; devalue the universities and get as many through them in rubbish courses. Who cares if they're worthless or destroy the old centres of learning; it makes them feel like they owe us something and indeed they do: over 20,000 pounds of debt. Also, they can just go into public sector work.
Step 5: Keep the Scottish constituencies for Westminster, despite the fact that they're not effected by Westminster's domestic policies. Make sure they're all Labour safe seats. Ignore the West Lothian question at all times.
Step 6: Encourage postal voting and then commit electoral fraud; we've only been called out on it two or three times and nobody's done anything!
Step 7: Despite ruining pretty much everything, such as civil liberties, the education system, the economy, etc and having 13 years in which to carry out our election manifestos (1997: House of Lords reform, Electoral Reform)