IMMIGRATION

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.


IF YOU CROSS THE U.K. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

A JOB,

A DRIVERS LICENSE,

NATIONAL INSURANCE CARD,

SOCIAL SECURITY BENIFITS,

FAMILY CREDIT,

CREDIT CARDS,

SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

FREE EDUCATION,

FREE HEALTH CARE,

A REPRESENTATIVE IN PARLIAMENT,

YOU CAN VOTE YOU CAN EVEN RUN AS AN MP,

OR START YOUR OWN POLITICAL PARTY!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU CAN DEMONSTRATE IN THE STREET AND BURN OUR FLAG AND IF WE STOP YOU WE ARE CLASSED AS RACIST

  " 3. Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography."

Immigration should be completely unlimited. I don't see why anyone should be allowed to control the land they happen to be born in, and think they're superior because of it, frankly, and until someone can give me a nationalist argument that isn't massively flawed, I will not budge on this.