Start a war, say that you have to evacuate refugees because there has been a chemical weapons attack, drop your own chemical weapons into a refugee camp.
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Anonymous2009-08-12 14:54
Enlist them and have a logistics error in the middle of Siberia.
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Anonymous2009-08-12 20:47
Just cut off the welfare checks and the problem will soon solve itself.
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Anonymous2009-08-13 14:17
Welfare is a God given right and no one can take it away. I'm having more kids.