maybe I should quit my job

and go to north africa or the middle east... get a tan, learn a new language, burn all my offical papers... then get on a boat and enter europe illegally... then the government would give me free money, dirt cheap housing, free public transportation and healthcare... and I can watch satellite tv all day long and import my muslim wife... maybe get some kids (about a dozen) and don't teach them anything other than to hate europe... life would be good...

while your at make sure that you  go widly into the street screaming and shouting that no one works as hard as you. to make this really really effective  make sure you never work hard a single second of your life.