How to counter-troll Greenpeacefags?

The last couple weeks, as I've been walking the eight blocks between buildings at work in DC, I've been approached by kids in blue T-shirts asking me to participate in a survey or whatever. Well, I just noticed last Friday that they were actually with Greenpeace.

How would you guys scare these kids straight before they get recruited for full-fledged eco-terror?

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If tomorrow by magic you pulled out of your ass a nuclear reactor using previously unsuspected principles of physics, which could not be used for any destructive purpose, which ran forever producing unlimited power and which could be mass-produced for a dollar and ninety-eight cents THEY WOULD STILL OPPOSE IT.


Actually this is precisely what they do support. In particular, wind power. Extremely cheap to setup and run, produces unlimited energy, with widespread rollout can provide baseload power. The reason why it's never taken off is unlimited supply = low profit. Coal is more profitable, it's the only reason we're still using it. Oh, and I'm all for nuclear as well.