For all that Liberals are supposed to be forward-thinking and pro-change and all that crap, they've been spouting pretty much the same pseudo-socialist rhetoric for as long as I've known them. If they're so liberal, why don't they mix things up and promote a fundamentalist Zoroastrian theocracy or something? I mean, all that 'democracy' and 'equal rights' stuff has been around for ages, we need something new.