Asteroids

There was an asteroid that could have hit us last night, according to Fox News it hit, but they're just idiots. However why the fuck doesn't world governments take more interest in such things. It pisses me the fuck off. They are more concern over WHEN the Apocalypse is going to happen than how to prevent it because they believe they'd go to god damn heaven.

According to that Recovery website, a third of the money apart of Obama's plan is going to Sciene and Research. I hope this includes the asteroid coming in 2012.

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You ever take a look at the sky, dumbass?  It's really fucking big.  There's a lot of sky up there.  And asteroids can come from any fucking direction they want.  That's a whole lot of fucking directions.

Do you even have the slightest clue how fast one of those fuckers would be going if it were to collide with us?  REALLY FUCKING FAST!  In order to find it early enough to do a damned thing about it, we have to find it really really far away from us first.

THREE DIMENSIONAL GEOMETRY TIME, FUCKHEAD!  THE FURTHER AWAY THE ASTEROID IS, THE MORE SKY YOU HAVE TO SEARCH THROUGH TO FIND IT!  PIE AREN'T SQUARED, THEY'RE MOTHERFUCKING CUBED!

And that's not even including the fact that the best idea we've gotten so far for dealing with an incoming asteroid WAS A MOVIE STARRING BRUCE WILLIS!  AND HE FUCKING DIED IN IT!

DAMMIT PEOPLE, USE SOME COMMON SENSE!  WE ARE GOING TO BE HIT BY A FUCKING ASTEROID, AND THERE'S NOT A FUCKING THING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT!  JUST GET OVER IT ALREADY!