Asteroids

There was an asteroid that could have hit us last night, according to Fox News it hit, but they're just idiots. However why the fuck doesn't world governments take more interest in such things. It pisses me the fuck off. They are more concern over WHEN the Apocalypse is going to happen than how to prevent it because they believe they'd go to god damn heaven.

According to that Recovery website, a third of the money apart of Obama's plan is going to Sciene and Research. I hope this includes the asteroid coming in 2012.

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It's called "FUCK-YOU-UP-THE-ASS-WITH-A-RAKE SPACE" because if an asteroid is on a collision course with Earth, and it gets that close, THAT'S WHAT IT WILL DO TO YOU!  IT WILL GET A RAKE, AND FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH IT!  AND NOT ONE OF THOSE NEW COMFORTABLE ONES WITH THE RUBBER GRIPS, THIS ONE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL EVERY FUCKING SPLINTER AS IT TEARS OUT YOUR SHITSTAINED COLON!

And before your FUCKING PEDANTIC DUMBASSERY deigns to tell me that asteroids can't use rakes in such a manner, IT'S A GODDAMNED METAPHOR!  YOU'LL WISH IT WAS JUST A RAKE WHEN THAT MOTHERFUCKER HITS US!