Aspiring accountant here. I am considerring becoming a jew to add to my resume but I am concerned that I may adopt some of their bizarre behaviours. What do you suggest?
>>3
How about "Jewhining"? Whine incessantly about most social issues, while making sure you do nothing to assist them, and in fact your actions should run completely contrary to those social issues.
Brent called Cash4Gold and immediately and asked for his stuff back. They made a new offer on the phone: $178!
Can you imagine? They covered their smell a little by suggesting that they could manipulate the numbers on their end so that it would look as though he sent in more than he had....suggesting that they were doing HIM a favor by upping his offer to this new, more attractive number.
Unbelievable! Yet... believable. At first I wanted to call this a scam. How can you offer someone one price, then TRIPLE it, and not call the first offer a rip-off?
>>12
Not me, however Jews are indeed responsible for my loose gaping swollen infected asshole, it is not due to me presenting my asshole to penetration after pentration by negro and spic crackhead hobos every night, if you believe that you're a tool who is fooled by their propoganda.
>>15
How exactly have I failed? Maybe according to the Jewish media monopoly losing controal during a state of heightened libidoa and expressing myself in such a manner is a sign of weakness, but in reality it is a sign of strength that I can admit I am a homosexual and do not continually pretend and deny that I am not.
>>16
FAIL. I use Firefox's auto-spellchecker, so avoid misspelling words, except those words that I purposefully misspell (liek, moar, cloan, poast, etc.). You're just another CLOAN.