The Bible contradicts itself

Most of these claims are blatantly spurious. We must recognize, however, that truth is complex.

I was told early in my schooling that water conducts electricity. ‘That’s why,’ declared my teacher, ‘you should be careful about water on laundry floors.’ Years later I was taught that water does not conduct electricity, it is only the impurities in water that allow conduction. Still later I learnt that water does conduct electricity, it is just that it does not conduct it very much. Truth is indeed complex, and in the Bible God has entrusted us with spiritual truth in all its complexity.

You religitards are truly amazing in the depths of your stupidity.  You speak of truth in such a fashion that you use a set of examples that are derived from EXPERIMENT.  Yet NO EXPERIMENT WHATSOEVER has ever determined the existence of this "god".

Back to your "Bibble", friend.  Critical thinking is NOT your forte.  I'm sure they make Bibbles now with pull-out sections that you can color in with your crayons.  I mean, if they don't, then they should.