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Pray for McCain's victory, please?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-04 14:48

He needs all the support he can get today..

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-04 15:10

Faith based initiative, eh?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-04 16:58

PROTIP: Prayer doesn't work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-04 18:17

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to the election booth a while ago; you know, the election booth?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "100 billion in earmarks off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to the election booth just because it's 100 billion off, fool.
It's only 100 billion, 1-0-0 billion for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some voting, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna vote Republican." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 100 billion if you get out of this country.
America should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the Senate floor can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start voting, and then the bastard beside me goes "Republican, with extra defense."
Who in the world orders extra defense nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to vote for extra defense?"
I want to waterboard him. I want to waterboard him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra defense"?
Coming from a American veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra healthcare.
That's right, extra healthcare. This is the vet's way of voting.
Extra healthcare means more healthcare than Iraq spending. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the government from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with Ron Paul.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-04 19:04

I pray if he gets elected, he is shot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-04 19:13

>>5
But then Palin would be president, which would be even worse.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-04 19:59

>>4
>Women and children should screw off and stay home.
That better not be a sexist comment.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-04 19:59

I fucking voted for the first time.

I voted Obama.

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