I wish I were a JEW

So that I'd control all the monies ;_;

And have a beautiful circumcised cock

I wish I were a CATHOLIC

So that I'd molest little kids while wolfing down crackers, burn Jews, witches and heretis at the stake, rule the world from the Vatican whit a little help from the Jesuits, carry out crusades and meet the Dalai Lama  ;_;

And have a cock that looks like an elephant trumpet