Nigger in Random Hammer Beating

As the SEPTA subway train rocked forward, a thirty-something guy leaned over near the doorway and gently planted a kiss on the little boy at his side.

When the train neared the Fairmount Avenue stop shortly after midnight on Thursday, the man reached out like an adoring parent and directed the 3- or 4-year-old tyke to an open seat.

Then he flew into a monstrous rage.

Without uttering a word, police said, the unidentified man whipped out a double-claw hammer and began bludgeoning a 20-year-old man who was dozing off in his seat.

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So when can we ban niggers from subways?

Firstly, you'd have to be a complete fucking idiot asshole moron cretin fuckstick jizzmouth to actually DOZE OFF while on the subway.  You may as well just rent out your anus to the legions of Anonymous, since there's a real risk of getting FUCKED while in such a vulnerable position.

Secondly, anyone who attacks you with a hammer in such a crazed fashion can be sufficiently disarmed and then either pummeled themselves with the weapon, or you can just snap their necks.  Remember, self defense is the PERFECT time to finally kill somebody and get clean away with it.  We should all be EAGER to respond in such a fashion.  (Well, those of us who aren't idiot asshole moron cretin fuckstick jizzmouths, that is.)