Conspiracy Theories

ITT We state consiracy theories.

I'll start:

The war in Iraq was started in an effort to strengthen the institution of the nation-state. Without national fears and desires to galvanize their populations, many "rogue states" would have already crumbled from within. Without anti-American hatred to unite them, their universally hated dictatorships would long ago have been overthrown by their restive populaces. Eurasia, Eastasia, and Oceania go to war so that Eurasia, Eastasia, and Oceania can continue to exist.

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Look up "Morgellons" (spelling?)  Syndrome.   The chem trails have synthetic, self replicating microfibers in them and some people's bodies reject them, causing this disease.