Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson - Member of Parliament:

You gotta understand what we brits really deep down think of America. Shall I tell you the deep truth that your viewers will have to accept. And they won't like it. We basically think we invented you and you're our creatures - you're our proxies. And because you happen to be speaking our language. Which was Bismark correctly said, was the single most important fact in world history. We take a proprietorial pride, secretly, in everything you do. So well down and carry on.

One thing I will say, is that we got to get rid of Windows Spell check. Uh.. we got to get rid of the Windows Spell Check. The word colour, can I just inform you? The word colour is spelled C-O-L-O-U-R. Okay? Get rid of the Windows Spell Check and I think relations will be greatly improved.

˙pǝʌoɹdɯı ʎlʇɐǝɹƃ ǝq llıʍ suoıʇɐlǝɹ ʞuıɥʇ ı puɐ ʞɔǝɥɔ llǝds sʍopuıʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo pıɹ ʇǝƃ ¿ʎɐʞo ˙ɹ-n-o-l-o-ɔ pǝllǝds sı ɹnoloɔ pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ¿noʎ ɯɹoɟuı ʇsnɾ ı uɐɔ 'ɹnoloɔ pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ˙ʞɔǝɥɔ llǝds sʍopuıʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo pıɹ ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇoƃ ǝʍ ˙˙ɥn ˙ʞɔǝɥɔ llǝds sʍopuıʍ ɟo pıɹ ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇoƃ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ sı 'ʎɐs llıʍ ı ƃuıɥʇ ǝuo

˙uo ʎɹɹɐɔ puɐ uʍop llǝʍ os ˙op noʎ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ uı 'ʎlʇǝɹɔǝs 'ǝpıɹd lɐıɹoʇǝıɹdoɹd ɐ ǝʞɐʇ ǝʍ ˙ʎɹoʇsıɥ plɹoʍ uı ʇɔɐɟ ʇuɐʇɹodɯı ʇsoɯ ǝlƃuıs ǝɥʇ sɐʍ 'pıɐs ʎlʇɔǝɹɹoɔ ʞɹɐɯsıq sɐʍ ɥɔıɥʍ ˙ǝƃɐnƃuɐl ɹno ƃuıʞɐǝds ǝq oʇ uǝddɐɥ noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq puɐ ˙sǝıxoɹd ɹno ǝɹ,noʎ - sǝɹnʇɐǝɹɔ ɹno ǝɹ,noʎ puɐ noʎ pǝʇuǝʌuı ǝʍ ʞuıɥʇ ʎllɐɔısɐq ǝʍ ˙ʇı ǝʞıl ʇ,uoʍ ʎǝɥʇ puɐ ˙ʇdǝɔɔɐ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ llıʍ sɹǝʍǝıʌ ɹnoʎ ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇnɹʇ dǝǝp ǝɥʇ noʎ llǝʇ ı llɐɥs ˙ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɟo ʞuıɥʇ uʍop dǝǝp ʎllɐǝɹ sʇıɹq ǝʍ ʇɐɥʍ puɐʇsɹǝpun ɐʇʇoƃ noʎ