4chan Political Party

We will:

- Legalize sexual relations with immediate family members
- Abolish mandatory registration of sex offenders
- Lower the age of consent
- Fix the Dollar to Yen exchange rate at 200 yen = 1 dollar (so you can buy your Anime and Japanese whores cheaper.)
- Abolish Net Neutrality and at the same time, require all Internet providers to give priority access to 4chan.org

What other issues am I missing?

Please stop posting links to the Lemon Party. You are only going to alienate people by doing that. 4chan needs to be more serious.