Can you beet the Draft?

I'm turning 20 this year and if we go to Iran, I'm afraid I'll be drafted.

I hear that if you don't step over this line on the induction ceremony, you're technically not a soldier yet and they cannot order you as a soldier yet.  So can you exploit this loophole to get out?

Just go for the life experience.

fap till your dick falls off

buttsecks

Just stab your local recruiter

become muslim.  declare war on the infidels.  if you're convincing enough, they won't even try to draft you.

They'll just push you over the line, Anon. I tried that in Nam.

>>1
Turn gay and tell them you are. Then you're safe.

Or go to college. Or get married. Or have a kid.

Jesus Christ, there's so many fucking ways to get out of the draft.

I don't think they draft morbidly obese retards.

>>9
there's always room for more meat shields.

>>9
so that's why neocons support military interventions with ease...

How to avoid the draft: Become a minister, go to another country, commit a felony, injure yourself in a permanent way of flat out refuse and go to prison for five years.

dont be a poon

How to avoid draft: Don't be a citizen of a shitty country.

1) Have a fly-by-night "doctor" remove one of your feet.
2) Walk up to your draft officer and give him a great big, manly, open-mouthed kiss.
3) Committ a felony.
4) Feign insanity.
5) Shit in your pants for a whole week before you show up.

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1. any of various biennial plants belonging to the genus Beta, of the goosefoot family, esp. B. vulgaris, having a fleshy red or white root. Compare sugar beet. 
2. the edible root of such a plant. 
3. the leaves of such a plant, served as a salad or cooked vegetable.

Commit yourself to a mental hospital the week before you are to be inducted

hit on the drill sergeant

consume 10 hits or more of lsd then you will be legally insane

   I beat it during Nam. I was very active in the anti-war movement but my DOB came up #2 in the lottery. (I'd dropped one too many courses)
   I was ready for the guvmint though. I'd saved every cent working construction one Summer so I hired a shrink and said I was depressed but didn't know why.
   After a number of expensive visits he brought up the draft and suggested an attorney he knew. The Atty said big bureaucracies are easy to beat. (He was written about in Time magazine)
   About the 3rd physical a Major looked at my phonebook sized file next to the skinny ones of my BVD clad cohorts. The smart Major said; "You're not going are you?" I assured him there was no chance in hell. STAMP!!! 

1Y

>>20
Roger THAT.  Defeat the bureaucracy by giving a flunky the choice between a huge amount of work, and a lot less work.  The said flunky will choose less work EVERY TIME.