I am a member of the top 1%.

I have a net worth that puts me in the top 1%. Discuss.

I envy you. Discuss.

>>1
net worth in what child porn?

>>2
Envy is good.
Paranoia is good.
Greed is good.
Frustration is good.
>>3
Investment consultancy.

>>1
dick.

>>5
Mine gets sucked frequently due to the desire of most girls to swim in my pool, drink my champagne, wear cute little black numbers I buy for them and pretend their lives mean something for the few weeks I spend with them.

u sir do not belong on 4chan. discuss.

Hey anon, I need you to fund my /b/ related corporation.  You can be on the board of directors if you wish. 

How did you enter the top 1%?  were you born into it?

>>7
I do. I spend most of my time in front of a computer screen. I'm a geek like you guys except I spend time at the gym and have epicly better people skills.
>>8
Do you have a registered and trademarked company name?
>>9
I was born into a lower middle class American family and never experienced any serious problems in my life so that much is due to "luck". The rest is complicated. While I'm not a genius, I am intelligent enough to understand the nature of logic and thus grasp the importance of certain aspects of reality and never let them slip by. Fat conservative 50 year old men in suits hate consultants because they believe you are there to tell them what to do, especially if you are involved in private equity, my success lies in using my competence to gain trust in this difficult field and I now have a net worth in options that puts me in the top 1%.

>>10

No, I'm not registered yet.  But I would like to discuss some things.      

>>11
What.

world = 6,500,000,000
1% = 65,000,000

number of girls = 3,250,000,000
girls per member of 1% = 50
number of weeks in a year = 52

>>1
the last 14 days of this year will be lonely for you.
like the rest of your life.

>>13
,_.

>>13
lol