America and war

I think America needs to start another war.  I'm getting really bored with the Iraq war.  There aren't enough innocent people dying for my taste.  To tell you the truth, I think the UK and Russia are due for a regime change.  Also, America needs to start using nuclear weapons more often to get their point across.  There is nothing like killing thousands of innocents with one bomb!  Mhmmmm SATISFYING!

How to get free stuff from the internet, like Amazon gift certificates and shit:

Step 1: Install Firefox autoreloader: http://tinyurl.com/32wqmn

Step 2: Go to this site: http://tinyurl.com/ynkurk
and sign up. Make sure to uncheck the box that lets them send you email offers and garbage.

Step 3: Go to the search page at that site and input any search. (internet hate machine, etc.)

Step 4: Set Firefox to autoreload the page every 5 seconds.

Step 5: ?????

Step 6: Profit! I won a $5 gift certificate in the first 15 minutes. It might take longer, but if you just set it up and leave it every day, you get tons of free shit. (Make sure to check your "My Prizes" page periodically)